Saturday, May 14, 2011

Adventures in Tack-tastic Lawn Decor, Part 1

Check this beaut out in my next door neighbor's yard. Took forever for me to find a way to capture this and it has to be seen either live or in video for you to fully understand the essence of this. 

Basically, my neighbors love crap. They are super nice, but if there's a crappy lawn ornament in this world, they own it. Don't worry, I'll take some daytime sniper photos as soon as I think I can get away with it so you can see the rest! I don't understand it, cause overall, I feel as if our neighborhood is kind of classy?

Don't get me wrong, this is still a HUGE step up from the apartment life where "patio decor" included a cooler, ashtray, and baby trike. Excellent. But it's just hilarious that people go to the store and look at some of these items and actually think, "That is adorable- I certainly must drop ten dollars on that piece of crap cause it screams class."

Who sees a solar-powered color changing hummingbird as a good idea? The neighbor is question has yet to be seen outside in the darkness hours where she could even see it. Also, you have to be on top of it to see what it even is. From the driveway, it just looks like a color changing orb. "E.T.? Is that you?"

Needless to say, I have started my own retaliation on the crap-tastic arts. I refuse to be shown up by these people... stay tuned for updates...

1 comment:

  1. Ok, LOVE the "crap-tastic" art comment! I just know you are going to crack me up on here!

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